Cassandraa

Aug 28
Aug 28

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

Aug 28
hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

Aug 28

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

Aug 28

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

Aug 28
Aug 27

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

Aug 27

greetings:

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

Aug 27

mygrandmotherspiano:

Look at this little turd-head. She’s pulled the mattress cover off the bed so she can nest in the elasticky edge.

Aug 27

teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on